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It's a Boy for Ashlee & Pete!
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They name him Bronx Mowgli Wentz and "thank everyone for their well-wishes!" a rep tells PEOPLE
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Mowgli From "The Jungle Book" Does Not Approve!
http://dlisted.com/node/29404Mowgli From "The Jungle Book" Does Not Approve! Asshole Simpson and Pete Wentz's Emo Baby decided to take his chances and finally come out, but he will probably regret that decision for the rest of his life! Asshole finally popped out a baby boy yesterday in Los Angeles after being pregnant for like 2 or 3 years at least! He weighed in at 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long and these two dumb fuck douche bags named the poor boy BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ. As if he didn't have it bad enough with these two as parents, the big-tittied frog as an aunt and Papa Joe as his pepaw. BRONX MOWGLI? He's probably already on his way to his lawyer's office to file for emancipation from his parents. Naming a kid that is child abuse. I mean, BRONX MOWGLI? First of all, his initials are BMW! Trust me. That wasn't a coincidence. They just want free shit. Second of all, his short initials are BM. Third of all, the name Mowgli is already taken by that boy from "The Jungle Book"! I knew these short bus rejects would deliver a truly busted baby name, but they took the fucking cake, ate it, barfed it up and then ate it again. A spokeswhore for Ass & Pete said, "Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!" Correction: BMW is not happy. Ass and Pete may think he's crying, because he's a little baby, but that's not the case. He's crying because his name is BMW and he already hates life!!! With a name like BMW, he can either be a low-rent neighborhood rapper or a low-rent neighborhood DJ. Somewhere in the world, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale has stopped crying over his name and is finally smiling, because someone has an even fuglier name than him. Source Posted by: Michael K
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ashlee & pete welcome bronx mowgli wentz!
http://popbytes.com/archive/2008/11/ashlee_simpson_pete_went...good morning! late last night word broke that ashlee simpson gave birth to a baby boy - which she and husband pete wentz decided to name bronx mowgli wentz - i love the first name but the middle name is totally lame - that's a middle name he probably won't be using very much! he weighed in at 7lbs 11oz - a spokesperson for the couple said "ashlee, pete and baby bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!" now her sister jessica simpson must really be itching to have a baby of her own - i wonder if she'll get hitched to boyfriend tony romo before she gets pregnant or maybe she already is? i can't wait to see pics of the baby - i bet grandpa joe simpson has already struck a deal w/ one of the celebrity magazines! (but it's definitely not a deal like brangelina was able to make...) popbytes over & out for now...xoxo PHOTO | WENN
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They named him Mowgli
http://theblemish.com/2008/11/they-named-him-mowgli/Ashlee Simpson-Wentz finally gave birth to a 7 lbs., 11 oz., baby boy on Thursday night. Of course, no celebrity baby can be considered a celebrity baby if it didn’t have a moronic name. So what nom de plume did Simpson and Pete Wentz curse their kid with, ensuring them a childhood full of beatings and repressed anger? Bronx Mowgli Wentz. That’s right, Mowgli from The Jungle Book. At least his initials, BMW, are appropriate since he’s gonna be ridden hard from K to 12 and will probably break down after the second year. Bronx better get used to playing with dolls. They’re going to be his best friends for quite a while. Related posts Pete Wentz doesn’t mean it (3) Pete Wentz’s feelings get hurt (5) Ashlee Simpson might be having twins (0) Yahoo has a sense of humor (0) Joe Simpson is really strange (2)
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Bronx Wentz: Ashlee Simpson’s New Son!
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/11/21/bronx-wentz-ashlee-s...Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and husband Pete Wentz welcomed a son Thursday night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and measured 20 1/2 inches long. A spokesperson tells People, “Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” Congratulations, Ashlee and Pete!!! You now own a B.M.W.!!! P.S. Pete and his pop-punk band, Fall Out Boy, have a third album dropping on Dec. 16 called Folie A Deux.
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The worst baby name ever
http://www.katieallisongranju.com/2008/11/21/the-worst-baby-...I am completely confident in declaring Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpsons new baby to have THE WORST baby name ever. Bronx Wentz. Just say that out loud. Bronx Wentz. Congrats to the new parents. Im sure hes gorgeous. And Ill bet hell insist on being known
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While You Were Listening To Pete Wentz Screaming At You To Push
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/11/21/while-you-were-listeni...Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have finally welcomed a little boy into the world, naming him Bronx Mowgli Wentz. I know I know I know I know. We will be writing more about this later. While conducting an interview at a good old-fashioned turkey pardon,
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Ashlee Simpson Pops - For Real This Time
http://www.dailystab.com/ashlee-simpson-pops-for-real-this-t...Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and her rocker hubby Pete Wentz welcomed their baby boy Bronx Mowgli Wentz, on Thursday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. The baby boy weighed 7 pounds, 11 ounces and measured 20½ inches. Ashlee, Pete and baby B
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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and husband Pete Wentz welcome a boy!
http://www.hotmommagossip.com/2008/11/21/ashlee-simpson-went...Ashlee Simpson-Wentz 24, finally delivered her baby last night a son. Husband Pete Wentz 29, and Ashlee have continued the Hollywood tradition of strange names and gone with Bronx Mowgli Wentz for their son who weighed in at 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20
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Thanks For Clearing That Up
http://www.celebwarship.com/?p=17885During an interview on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, Pete Wentz attempted to explain why he and wife Ashlee Simpson named their newborn son Bronx Mowgli. “We came up with the idea Bronx. We’ve been throwing [ideas] back and forth a while,” he says. “It’s kind of cool to just leave the narrative what it is. People are stoked or pissed or whatever. And you’re like, you know what: I don’t think anyone really has the real story.” And for Mowgli: “The Jungle Book was something that me and Ashlee bonded over. It’s a cool name.” Ummm, no it’s not. Anyhoo, Ashlee gave birth to Bronx on Thursday night, after a seemingly endless pregnancy. ©2008 CelebWarship. All Rights Reserved..
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ashlee & pete welcome bronx mowgli wentz!
http://www.sourfizz.com/2008/11/25/ashlee-pete-welcome-bronx...ashlee & pete welcome bronx mowgli wentz! Posted by: in Celebrity news good morning! late last night word broke that ashlee simpson gave birth to a baby boy - which she and husband pete wentz decided to name bronx mowgli wentz - i love the first name but the middle name is totally lame - that’s a middle name he probably won’t be using very much! he weighed in at 7lbs 11oz - a spokesperson for the couple said “ashlee, pete and baby bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” now her sister jessica simpson must really be itching to have a baby of her own - i wonder if she’ll get hitched to boyfriend tony romo before she gets pregnant or maybe she already is? i can’t wait to see pics of the baby - i bet grandpa joe simpson has already struck a deal w/ one of the celebrity magazines! (but it’s definitely not a deal like brangelina was able to make…) popbytes over & out for now…xoxo PHOTO | WENN Share This Share This
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